The idiom, “swan song,” refers to an archaic belief that swans break their lifelong silences to intone a bittersweet yet poignant song at the moment of their deaths. The song is both comfort for those mourning the loss of these characters they’d followed for years, and a hint toward other replacement shows in the pipeline that they could swallow their grief, if they waited until sweep season. If, as “Closing Time” states, every beginning is, in actuality, an ending, were all seven seasons of Melrose Place a gestational period? It’s an on-the-nose choice in musical accompaniment, but then again, no one has ever accused Melrose Place of subtlety. Appropriately, just as Melrose Place spun off from hunky carpenter Jake Hanson’s (played by Grant Show) appearance on the quintessential primetime teen soap 90210, it too beget Models, Inc.-the doomed program with a single-season run starring Locklear’s character’s mother. Of the song, Semisonic lead singer Dan Wilson says the lyrics both describe his baby’s birth and “being born” in genere. So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exitsĮvery new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end. This room won’t be open ’til your brothers or you sisters come. Time for you to go back to the places you will be from. The song playing as they walked off into the sunset for all eternity? Semisonic’s 1998 sleeper hit, “Closing Time”: The show-which followed an evolving cast of (mostly white) beefcake basics with zero interpersonal skills or healthy boundaries-ends with Peter Burns (played by Jack Wagner)-who supposedly was dead but now isn’t, thanks to all of the above elaborate ruses-and Heather Locklear’s iconic Amanda Woodward tying the knot on some nondescript Southern Californian beach.
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On May 24, 1998, in its thirty-five episode-long seventh season, Melrose Place ended with the series finale “Asses to Ashes.” It’s a doozy of an episode that encapsulates the mood of the entire show-slamming murder confessions, embezzlement investigations, cadavers, left-for-dead characters (two of them) in bathtubs, a pregnancy with surprise paternity results, arrests, an attempted murder, and a funeral into one hour with four commercial breaks. Non-Exhaustive List of Television Shows Mentioned: Warning: spoilers abound, and all victorious feelings of conclusion may be compromised.